Ep. 126 - I Would For Ugandan Giant

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

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Three Wrestling Federation Podcast Brothers and Sisters. Oh boy, episode 126. That's I would for Ugandan Giant. The Ugandan Giant is Kamala. You will never see Kamala. Don't worry about it.

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Okay.

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Not important. As I am Sean

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Harris. At least you explained it this time. And I am Erin Kosker.

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And this is the THWF brothers and sisters once again here on the streaming services, the socials, all the fun things that we do here at the Treehill Wrestling Federation podcast at treehillwf.podcast on the socials, including Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and threads. And listen to us on all the streaming services, including

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Listen now. You got a piece of hair on your mic there, brother. So? It's going to distract me for the rest of the episode if you didn't get rid of it. So either way, you got rid of it and that's all that matters here on the THWF. Thank you for listening, subscribing, liking, loving. reacting, sharing, everything. Appreciate everything that all of y'all do for us as we are here for the 126th time around the sun to talk about the post Survivor Series 1998 Monday Night Raw and that is the November 16th edition emanating from the Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky.

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That is where my aunt originally moved to when she moved to the US. The actual

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city? Lexington? Yeah. Okay. All right.

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Yeah. Wild how long it took for her to be able to move down there. Yeah. They had been engaged for quite a while. I think after they moved, like she moved, they got married within like six months. Oh, wow. Or some shit like that.

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Weirdo people get married super quick. It's supposed to take years and years and years, right?

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No, they had been together for quite a while. They just... he had to move back to the States for work. Right. And she couldn't, like she was immigrating from Canada to the U S and it's a whole fucking process.

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And it really is. Um, yeah, going back for work, you know, so a lot of people work for corporations, right. And, uh, seems like the rock is now working for a corporation.

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Apparently.

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Cause apparently you need to kiss the boss's ass to get ahead. And apparently that's what The Rock's doing. I

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wonder if he can smell what Vince's ass is

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cooking. I think Vince could also smell what The Rock's ass is cooking as well, too. I think everybody smells what everyone's cooking here. It's funny that they haven't called themselves The Corporation yet. Because eventually that's what's going to be their name. And I think it's coming probably in the next week or two or a few weeks anyway. But, you know. The Rock is here. He's the brand new World Wrestling Federation champion. He is the best damn WWF champ there ever was, even though he's been champ for one

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day. Literally a day.

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And everybody's asking the question, why, Rocky, why? Why did you turn your back on the fans? Why did you join up with Vince McMahon? Why did Shane pull the wool over everyone's eyes in possibly joining with Steve Austin, but not in joining Region joining with his dad. Why, why, why?

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This guy is such a tryhard.

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The Rock is here, and we all smell what The Rock is cooking. And he says that... rocky sucks die rocky die the rock doesn't forgive and the rock doesn't forget remember when everyone was chanting rocky sucks remember when everyone was chanting die rocky die well the rock doesn't forget that shit and he's gonna and he's here to stick it up the candy ass of all the trailer park trash fans here in lexington kentucky He's gonna raise the corporate eyebrow. He's gonna drop the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the corporate elbow. And he is going to lay the corporate smackdown on everyone's candy ass.

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So, you know how I had my work conference, like, all day thing? Sure. So, you know, the... Okay, yeah, yeah. Anyways, there was a slide because Mr. White... um is a big wrestling fan as well specifically the rock so um there was a slide that had the rock on it and i was like

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but what was the context

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it was just about like our numbers and stuff and like whatever um i don't specifically remember i just i wrote the people's eyebrow and i was like oh wait jk the corporate eyebrow for a corporate company that's right and it was really fucking funny everyone was like oh it's the

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corporate eyebrow the corporate elbow and we're gonna lay the corporate smack down on your corporate candy ass that's what we're gonna do and the hints the hints the whole time that we saw right in front of our faces this heel turn from the rock which he was only a baby face for literally two months People were into him big time. He was gigantic, getting bigger reactions than Steve Austin for sure. And here we are. Now he's all of a sudden turning heel again. But you see, why was Vince McMahon so quick to anger over The Rock all of a sudden? There was no reasoning behind why he was so mad with The Rock.

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There was no purpose behind it. And now we get it.

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And now we get it. But you see the hints, right? Like Shane comes in and he counts the three for The Rock to make it to the deadly game tournament.

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Yeah.

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Big Boss Man takes a four second pinfall in the tournament to let The Rock go ahead around. Also throws the nightstick to him in the Ken Shamrock match to help him there. Kane helps The Rock by getting Undertaker disqualified. And then, of course, Vince and Shane with the ultimate screwjob on Mankind here. Second year in a row, somebody gives up to a sharpshooter at Survivor Series.

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Gives up in

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quotations. Last year, Bret

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Hart. Is this going to be a continuous thing?

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Survivor Series 1999. Let me think. Oh, my God. Is there a screwjob involved? I can't remember. I can remember, but I can't spoil it. Either way, we are here. We have a corporate chance. champion and the hints were all over the place uh and of course it looked like they were trying to help mankind when in reality they're actually helping the rock the entire time and this man he even took a rock bottom and a people's elbow just to sell it that you know he was against the rock so he even took that as well but uh don't go Steve Austin is here! austin gets a world title match against whoever is the world champion even well here's

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the thing here's the

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thing here's the thing what if austin won the tournament

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Yeah, right?

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Does he challenge himself the next night on Monday Night Raw for the title?

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Yeah. Right? It's

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a little weird.

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Weird.

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Well,

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they kind of, like, they just fucked up.

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Oh, yeah. But originally he wasn't in the tournament. Now he's in the tournament. He lost in the tournament, so now he gets the world title match with this legally binding contract. And not only that, Vince McMahon thinking he can have veto power over anything in the WWE. Well, we find out that Austin took it to the Lexington, Kentucky judge Judge. Judge Mills Lane. And Judge Mills Lane ruled in favor of Steve Austin and his world title match tonight against The Rock. That's hilarious that literally Austin went to a judge to get this ruling.

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That's fucking insane, dude. And I guess the

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only person who could really overrule Vince McMahon and his own company is a judge when he has a legally binding contract presented in front of him.

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I mean, it's legally binding.

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Hilarious. That is hilarious. But yeah, Judge Mills Lane. It's funny because Judge Mills Lane was actually involved in boxing a lot back in the day, so it's kind of funny that he's here and he's making a ruling in favor of Steve Austin. And he's going to have a world title match. I remember the last time Austin won the austin lost the title in a one-on-one match it was against kane and he got his rematch the very next night against kane and won back his title in 24 hours true this time around he gets screwed out of the title shane flipping him off one two and then not counting the three against mankind and then austin's screwed out of the title in the deadly game tournament so now here we are 24 hours later and he's getting a world title match Did you think that Austin had a chance of winning this title? You think he was going to win it back literally the next night?

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No. No. He's already won it back the next night before. Yeah. And there is so much stacked against him. It's getting to the point that it's fucking insane that he even wins it all.

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Right. I know, because there's so much against him. There's so much against him. That's the thing, he was getting through it for quite a long time, but now that Vince has stacked the decks

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so much. And now that Vince isn't in a fucking wheelchair anymore, he doesn't have to put on this fucking act anymore. Yeah. Like... He's gonna make sure it doesn't fucking happen. Sure.

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So now that we're in mid-November, you know, we're coming up December, and then January, Royal Rumble. What does Vince have up his sleeve to try to screw over Stone Cold Seabus before even getting an entry into the Royal Rumble, let alone winning it or even competing in it, right?

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Oh, you didn't know? Jesse James Better call somebody!

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So, yeah, New Age Outlaws are here, but sad news report. Actually, the voice for James out of Jesse and James, and not Double J, Jesse James, brother, but Jesse and James, Team Rocket from Pokemon Indigo League, the guy who did the voice acting for James, Meowth, and Professor Oak passed away the other day, so that's super sad. Legend, for sure, with all the voices he did, so that's too bad. So we say a quick 10-bell salute to... I can't remember his name, but he did the voice

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for him. Wow, you didn't do your research, bro. I mean, I saw the

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name. I didn't know who it was at all before, but he does the voice for three of them. Rip. Rip, brother. Undertaker's got a casket ready for you. Quite the tribute. Don't even remember his name. Anyway, Oddities. Quite the tribute to the Oddities here, because we were watching this, and then Layla walked in and saw that Insane Clown Posse was here. So, you know what? icp ain't nothing to fuck with and they're here with the oddities against dx and a six-man tag because triple h is still not around yeah he's been gone for quite a while now i know his knees went bad and he wasn't able to be at the

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death and they were like trying to fuck around with him like when his knee was already bad yeah exactly right so it probably just re-injured things even knows a legit injury

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who even knows when he's gonna come back right it's been a while now and uh yeah he's long been uh since lost the intercontinental title but we get an easy dx one here because insane clown pussy violent jay and shaggy too dope they fuck it up and dx gets the easy one two three but the headbangers are back here and they're fucking fucking shit up the headbangers are still rearing their metal heads around trying to get into the new age outlaws business but okay so mankind obviously he's not too happy from the transpirings the night before because he literally got screwed out of the world tightly didn't even give up Didn't tap out, didn't verbally give up, didn't actually lose. But Vince, of course, second year in a row, screwed somebody on the title in the sharpshooter. Tells the timekeeper to ring the bell And the match is over And now we have to take care of mankind tonight We don't need them roaming around When Austin has a world title match against The Rock tonight So Vince wants Pat Patterson To go find Mick in the boiler room His home away from

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home Oh my god He

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eventually comes back and cannot find him And so he gets jailed Brisco To go find him in the boiler room And he goes to the boiler room and hears some really weird noises Coming from the boiler room So he doesn't go in there And then Sergeant Slaughter tries it and does not succeed so all three of them go in riot gear to try to take care of mankind pre main event and it all goes downhill because mankind takes every single one of them out laughing It's pretty hilarious, but you gotta love the Stooges. They're great for a laugh. No, they're great for a laugh because they're so like, they're so hokey. You know, they're super hokey, but they're pretty funny too because they're just like dumb and they're just Stooges to McMahon. They're quite funny.

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They're so dumb.

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For some reason, we got Ken Shamrock cutting a promo on the ring. I don't know why we would ever do that. Awful. I don't know why anyone would ever think that would be a good segment for a wrestling show, but they did it, unfortunately. But we had Val Venus. Hello, ladies.

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Up

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against sexual chocolate. That would be Mark Henry. And he is with, of course, my boy, D'Lo Brown.

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Fucking bobblehead. The greatest

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European champion. How does he not have a head all the time? Of all time. he's here and uh he's helping out mark henry but a long awaited return in this match

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china china china people think i don't like china i love china china china is the new china by the way china china china i deal with china china china big league china so don't tell me about china i know china china and by the way i love china i mean i love china How can you not love China? I love China. China, China.

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Yes, that's right. China is

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back

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after a whole bunch of time off. She is here and she also distracts Mark Henry. He gets rolled up by Val and gets the one, two, three, but that's not the big point here. No one really cares about Val's when we're all thinking about what the world's strongest poet says after the match and he says that he wants to take china out for dinner no sex involved and he said a nice little poem for china how she is the light of his life even though he sued her for sexual harassment which is fucking stupid you're the love of my life babe but sorry i'm suing you for sexual harassment And you got served on Monday Night Raw. For standing there. For standing there.

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And doing jack shit. Well,

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to be fair, she went after him a few weeks in a row there. And although the attacks were not really sexual in nature, I guess some of that could have been construed as such. But either way, he may just drop the charges if she goes out on a date with him.

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Wow. Can

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you imagine going out on a date with the world's strongest man, Mark Henry? Can you imagine doing that? Like yourself?

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No.

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Sexual chocolate?

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No.

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The world's strongest slam? I

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have a question.

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About?

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Did you record?

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What?

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Did you record my burp?

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No.

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Okay, good.

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I mean, I have before, but

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not this time,

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brother.

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Thank fuck.

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And the viewers or listeners have no idea what we're talking about. Once again, I have no idea what Aaron's talking about, but that's okay because we have a tag team match here. It's Goldust. It's called editing, bro. It's Goldust and Steve Blackman. They're a tag team, apparently, and they're up against Jeff Jarrett and the Blue Blazer. Blue Blazer having a partnership now with the greatest of all time, Double J.

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I keep thinking it's um the chicken mcnugget huh wait

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you mean owen hart the nugget you mean

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oh yeah chicken mcnugget is the other guy

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chicken mcnugget versus the nugget

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one the chicken variety

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or the golden chicken variety

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owen

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yeah

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they keep thinking that owen's the blue

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blazer

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yeah but the thing is we've already seen them in the ring at the same time before yes How fucking stupid can they be to not be like, oh yeah, like must not be. So that's the thing.

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Who is the blue blazer? That was the question. The thing, the reason being is like Jim Ross keeps saying that it's Owen is because the blue blazer was around the late eighties and it was Owen who, who was the blue blazer back then, like in perpetuity. So now that the blue blazer is back and Owen's like retired, uh, that's why obviously they think that it's, but the thing is, don't you think that Owen could just get some to be the blue blazer and him come out and make people think that he's not the blue blazer i have no idea dude I mean, how many short Canadian white guys do they have? Probably a fair amount to do that part, right? I mean, not that Owen's that short. He's just shorter than the giants that are in the WWE, but...

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Yeah, I always think he's, like, child-sized.

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It's like you said about the big boss man. He's, like, medium-sized boss man. I was just like, big boss man's, like, 6'6", dude. His

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arms are puny, though. He's, like, 300

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fucking pounds. He's 6'6". Dude, it's on the fucking camera. If you saw him in real life... Well, also, that would be weird because he's dead but again uh but if you were to see him in real life like you'd be like holy shit this guy's fucking monstrous but unfortunately when he's besides kane and the undertaker and

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what is with these gigantic ass people it's

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wrestling bro wwe is the land of you think there's the land of the giants right now at least they have some smaller guys with a modicum of success if you look in the 80s there was very little to no guys under like six four who had any success. Like, Hogan, like, 6'6". Andre the Giant, 7'4".

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Jesus, fuck.

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Dude, all these guys. Big John Studd was almost 7 feet. Like, Giant Gonzalez was well over 7 feet. All these guys were just fucking huge back then, right? So, although they are still big in 98, they're not as big as they were in the 80s, what is literally the land of the Giants. Like, you couldn't get over if you didn't have a million-dollar body and were, like, gigantic, right? So, 400 pounds, 300 pounds. at least so it's a little bit different now austin's about 252 and you know the biggest guy in the company are the rocks of fair size too he's like six foot four as well too austin's six two right so they're still in the grand scheme of these pretty fucking big guys um but big boss man has named the big boss man for a reason because he is six six over 300 pounds so you know he's

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big his arms just aren't as like defined as i would expect

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Yeah, but he's like...

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For being called the big boss man, I'm wearing that outfit. With the arms, though, it's

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more about just his sheer mass, right? But

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he doesn't even look like he's got that much mass on him.

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Yeah, he's well over 300 pounds,

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bro. He maybe

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looks smaller than Vader, sure, but he's like 100 pounds less than Vader.

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Back in the day, the screens weren't as wide anymore. Yeah, it wasn't the same. And now we're watching it on widescreens, which makes them look shorter.

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Shorter, smaller, whatever. Or some of the small ones, it makes them look a little bit bigger just because of the cameras and, you

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know, the whole thing. Yeah, it's

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weird. There was no HD back in 1998, you know? You get what you get in a standard def 480i or P world as opposed to, you know, 72K or whatever the fuck we have these days. So it's definitely different. But either way... Goldust and Blackman get the win here with a pump kick on the Blazer who gets attacked post-match and Owen Hart comes out and joins in the attack. So obviously Blue Blazer is not Owen Hart because he's out here helping Jarrett and the Blue Blazer attack the opposite team. I was able to see Steve Blackman, first Steve Blackman interview in fucking years with Chris Van Vliet I saw the other day. Very informative interview, and obviously Steve Blackman, one of the standout underrated wrestlers of the Attitude Era. And he even got signed in WWE in 1989, but caught malaria and dysentery while he was in South Africa and was sick, bedridden, or on medication for like six years straight. Wow. Just insane. Like that close to death and was able to come back from everything and come to the WWE and have a fairly successful run in the company.

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That's wild.

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Pretty fucking crazy. And now he's a bounty hunter. Now he's a fucking bail bondsman. And you know what? If I was skipping bail and I wasn't paying my shit, I wouldn't want Steve fucking Blackman coming after me with those fucking sticks. I'll tell you that much. Nope. Dude is fucking legit. And I would not want to fuck with that guy. The next segment is hilarious. This is actually a quite enjoyable Steven Riegel match because A, it's not even a match and B, it was hilarious. Steven Riegel comes out and he's going to face the Godfather who brings his Lexington, Kentucky finest hoes with him. Oh,

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they're trying to show off a lot. Oh,

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big time they are. And they come out here and Godfather has a proposition for Steven Regal, the real man's man. He's like, so we could fight, and you know I'm going to kick your ass, or you can take not one, not two, but all three of these fine ass hoes.

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This fucking... man's real man's man with this fucking like ripped sleeves off plaid shirt

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and everything

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I would expect bigger biceps from a guy that's like ugh I crush like I chop wood all the time I do this I do that dude you really just have one of those wood chipper thingies that chops it for you because your arms are not defined enough to be a guy who claims to chop wood all the time and be a real man's man

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yeah the thing is though why would they pick a guy from Blackpool, England to be like a real man's man character?

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Well, I mean, they could be like, some of them could be manly dudes, but the thing is, he is not.

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No. Pick a different character for him. This is a terrible character for him.

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Because it does not fit. You know who would have fit that character very well? Who? tassel boots because he's got the fucking built ass biceps.

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Sure. He

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would fit that look better.

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But do you want bulldog coming around in like plaid and fucking work boots and a hard hat

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and how much that would ruin his gimmick. And that's the stupidest plastic hard hat. No I'm not saying that's what I want but like the body of that like would fit that better. Fair. Like not necessarily the rippling abs but like bigger biceps.

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Sure. I don't know. I just obviously this character's destined to fail. Like he sucks. It's so dumb. Regal's an amazing wrestler. He's great on of my guys alleged he's a hall of famer because i know his whole career he's a fucking hall of famer but this is how he got a start in wwe and it was not a kind start now later on he definitely gets better uh with different characters and stuff and he's literally down for anything like anything that the office gave him to do he did it and he wore that's the thing they could have saddled somebody else with this character and they're like fuck i'm not gonna fucking do this bullshit But look at Regal. He took it and it's just like, yeah, maybe it's not the greatest thing, but it's a foot in the door. I'm in the WWF now. I'm making good money. And yeah, the character sucks, but I don't have to be this forever. And guess what? There's a certain other guy who did the same thing when he came into the business in WWE. I think his name was Steve Austin. You know, it wasn't Steve Austin when he came in. He was the ring master and came in with a million dollar man, Ted DiBiase. And yeah, he was saddled with a pretty shitty gimmick and I got his foot in the door. And guess what? Eventually he changed to Stone Cold Steve Austin because his wife at the time told him that his tea was getting stone cold.

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You told me this story.

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That's right. And then Off to the races after his Austin 316 promo But again he started as the ringmaster So you know what foot in the door

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I can't believe him like Drinking tea I can't picture that.

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Well, not, like, the character Steve Austin,

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but,

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like, as a person, like, whatever.

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Even as a person, I don't think, like, I've seen his fucking Instagram.

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Hey, he drinks coffee, tea, beer, fucking. I saw one video of Steve Austin where they got him to try, like, all these fruity drinks, like, as many as they could. Like, Bellinis and fucking margaritas and, like, all this. It's hilarious. It's quite funny. We have to watch it. uh just all these girly drinks that he tried it's pretty good and he likes most of

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them you know something about a girly drink i fucking know everything

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about girly drinks because who wants a taste of alcohol right fuck that shit uh except for stone cold steve awesome anyways back of the ranch here brother steven regal has a choice between fighting the godfather or taking not one not two but all three of the hoes and regal gets on the mic he's like well guess what i'm not elton john i will take the girls i'll take the broads and it's like oh shit like regal's gonna have all three of them for free for one night and uh you know godfather throws a nice little slur at him uh like like we did in the attitude era and they start fighting anyways but no match so not only do we not have to sit through the match he also gets to go home with all three of the ladies Kane, he is a rudderless ship right now. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. He's just running around and attacking people randomly forever and always. Or always and forever. Amalgamate, brother. And that's what he's doing. He's chokeslamming techs and trucks. He's chokeslamming everyone in sight. He is a ship without a paddle. He has no idea what he's doing because he has no leadership. He is a lone... Naked and afraid. And that's what Kane is. That's weird. Yes. Then we get an Intercontinental title match between Ken Shamrock and the Big Boss Man, or in your words, Medium Size Boss

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Man, which he really isn't. Yeah, he's not big in my opinion, but I mean.

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Like I said.

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I'm not standing next to him, so I can't tell on the screen. He doesn't look that big. Okay?

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Sure. Yeah. But he is big. So we get an obvious rep punt. We get a DQ because they just keep brawling back and forth. Like this brawl does not end. They just keep going at it. And then Vince comes out and he tries to talk some sense into everybody and stop them from brawling. And then Vince says, Shamrock, you got potential. Why don't you join up with us? And we can set you in the right direction. And he shakes Vince McMahon's hand. So we have a new member of this corporate team, the corporation, and it's Ken Shamrock. This is

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so

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stupid. Wow, so now it's the Stooges, it's Shane.

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They're like, oh, I guess we gotta give him something. He is the king of the ring, after all.

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He's the Intercontinental Champion,

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right? So,

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now they got the Stooges, they got

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Shane. They just want the extra gold under their...

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belt they got boss man and they have ken shamrock now so they got they've got quite the little faction rolling along here the corporation and uh kane once again he's outside he's choking people up right and center just random civilians and the cops show up so he takes off he doesn't want to get arrested uh we get another tag team match we get the brood we get gang grail and edge and they're gonna take on lod 2000

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oh my god

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this was straight fucked i've been waiting for this particular thing to happen it's one of those things that i vaguely remembered but remembered as in like that was really fucked but i hadn't seen it i've only seen this once so now this is the second time i've seen it and the first time i saw it was in november of 1998 so it's almost 30 years ago I watched it, but I specifically remember this. So anyways, they have their match, and of course... What breaks up the match? Drunk Hawk. He's back. The alternate. Because Draws is teaming with Animal in this tag team match. Drunk Hawk's here, and he's not doing so hot. So he's climbing the titantron, going up all the way up. That's gotta be like a good 30 feet high at least, if not more. Maybe 40. That's way the fuck up there. And of course, while LOD is outside trying to talk him off the top of the titantron, they get counted out. And you called that brother i knew it i knew it was gonna happen they did so the brood get a nice easy win while hawk is climbing the titantron they just get counted out because they're too distracted by it and he's threatening to jump off the fucking titantron like he is in so much pain is going through so much he's got a lot of demons now he is about to jump off the fucking titantron And Paul Ellering, who's with DOA, who turned on LOD earlier this year, is now trying to talk him off the ledge and saying you got a lot to live for. And then Draws is the one who climbs up the Titantron as well, trying to save Hawk. But oh no, he pushes Hawk off the top of the Titantron.

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And here's the thing. This happens... Cut to a commercial break.

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Yeah.

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Okay, everything's back to normal. That didn't just fucking happen. A

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man just died. Like, fell off a 40-foot titantron. It's like, oh, wow. Yeah, he's in an ambulance. He's not doing so well.

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They must have had a trampoline or something on the other side for him to land on.

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Obviously, it probably had maybe a net up top or whatever the gimmick was. But anyways, you see, like, the silhouette behind the titantron of him falling.

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You would honestly think that they'd be like, like you can tell he wasn't seriously injured because like. They would have made a bigger deal out of it. They made such a big deal over that fucking dumpster thing. I was

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literally going to say the dumpster, right? And that was just like a push off of a fucking stage. This was like he fell off. And it was padded in there. Oh, yeah. It had like packing peanuts and shit, right? And it's like, there's people in there. What

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the hell? Yeah.

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And this one, it was just like, oh,

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my God. It took up half a fucking episode.

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Yeah, it literally did. And

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this is just like.

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And he's like, oh, he just fell from 40 feet.

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It's fine. Here's Sable. Oh, my God. For fuck's sakes.

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Yeah, I know. You get more and more of that where something ridiculously crazy happens. It's just like, oh, that's crazy. Anyways, here's the next match. Moving on. Here's the next match. And Sable comes out after a man falls 40 feet to his death. And yeah, Sable's out here and she's saying she's the new women's champion. She's going to bring pride to this division. Shane McMahon comes out, cuts her down, says that the people did not make Sable. Vince McMahon made Sable. You know what? As much as Sable's worked hard in the business to get where she is, I do kind of agree with Shane. Fuck off. I do kind of agree with Shane. Fuck off. Not completely. But who originally gave her the job in WWE? Vince McMahon. Who brought her back after she lost to Meryl and lost her contract? Vince McMahon. Who got her the title shot? Vince McMahon. Who gave her the place to be, the job, the podium, so to speak, to stand on, to flaunt her stuff, to get the popularity and become a mega star in WWF? Vince McMahon. Like him or hate him. He's mainly the reason why she was there. She did put in the hard work to get herself there, and she's been with the company for a few years. Came in as Hunter Hearst Hounsley Valet, then moved on and went with Wild Mad Mark Merrow, and then obviously turned on Merrow, blah, blah, blah, blah. But either way, here we are. But because they have this company in place for her to get popular, she definitely had the machine behind her. It wasn't just all her, right? So I do have to give some credit for Vince McMahon for bringing her in.

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Piece of shit.

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It's not saying he's not. And Sable's like, yeah, you didn't make anything I made myself. And I don't know if she made all of herself. It's probably plastic, but whatever. Either way, Sable's here and she's the woman's champ now. Hilariously enough. Mankind is still lurking in the back. Who knows what's going to happen with Mankind because he took out all the Stooges who are decked out in football gear. Finally, we have our main event of the evening. A Monday night first ever world title match between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Count how many times this is going to happen going forward. Either way, this is the first one. They've had intercontinental title matches against each other. They've been involved in tag team title feuds. They've even teamed with each other but here we are now rock austin world title one first time it's gonna happen the crowd was fucking mental for this because literally the two most popular guys in the company going at it on a random monday night raw we get the corporate eyebrow we get the corporate elbow and he tries to lay the corporate smackdown but mankind's out and he's going after all the corporation to make sure that austin has a fighting chance austin hits the rock one with the stunner in the middle of the ring and we get a one we get a two and Ken Shamrock pulls out the referee causing the interference and the disqualification and then right in the middle of this match I said oh we haven't seen Undertaker yet tonight well spoke a little too soon Undertaker and Paul Bearer here and Undertaker's got a fucking shovel and decks Austin in the face with a fucking shovel What does that mean? What is the symbolism of a shovel? What does Undertaker do with shovels?

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Bury people.

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Interesting. Wonder what kind of match they could possibly have that they've had before. You know, maybe a buried alive match, maybe. I mean, the next pay-per-view is in Vancouver. at Rogers Arena or GM Place back then.

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Oh my god.

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Right. And that's what we're headed towards in December. So we have

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Yeah, because fuck Rogers.

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Yeah. You still call it General Mulder's Place?

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No. I haven't for a long time, honestly. There's

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way too many Rogers. There's Rogers Arena, Rogers Place, Rogers Center, Rogers Stadium, Rogers this, Rogers that. Fuck Rogers. I agree. What's your rating for this episode? Pretty good. I enjoyed it.

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I give it a solid four.

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The Judge Mills Lane shit, man. That fucking killed me. It's really good. We need... You know what, though? This next episode of One Tree Hill, I look at my rating, it's a little bit above average rating. It's not the greatest, but it's not bad. And it is episode 126, season 6, episode 20, I Would For You. And... Much like season five, we're getting later in the season and we have not seen any car accidents. And luckily, Nanny Carrie ran over Dan with the car late in season five. Now here we are in season six, episode 20. There's only four left after this one. Getting a little scared.

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You would be.

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Yep.

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It would be. Not much has happened towards the end of this season. Really hasn't. It's kind of been like you were all stoked on season six and now it's kind of feeling a little. Falling

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off a little bit. Yeah. I mean, I understand there's some development going on here and they have to get the stories from point A to point B, but I understand that. But also as much building as you need to do. Ah, fuck. I want cereal colors. I want fuck crazy shit. I want all this. And we haven't really been getting all that much recently. It's more about, you know, the relationships of people and things that are going on as opposed to just straight up drama.

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Yes. Which

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is what I'm here for.

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Bitch Toria is back.

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Yeah.

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She's ripping open Brooke's curtains and Brooke's like, oh God. And then Victoria's like... I should get

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in.

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Victoria's like, it's not that bright. And then Brooke's like... I'm not. It's not about the sun. It's your face. It's horrifying.

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How'd she get in? She has a key. Why would she have a key?

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She's a sneaky bitch. She probably got it cut forever

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ago and

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just decided to come and actually try and use it. She's got

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to change the fucking locks, bro.

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But she comes in and then Brooke's like, oh, fuck, Sam. And she goes to check on Sam and Sam's like... She terrifies me.

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Yeah, no shit.

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She's like, yeah, me too. So good. Nathan is going to have a meeting with his coach and his coach is saying, you know, like, I feel like, what do you think about Nino? Kind of trying to do the same thing that they did with Devon a little

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bit. Well, the problem is, is that... They're both point guards. And they're both the best players. So literally the two best players on the team are in the same position. So what do you do? You got to move a guy to a different position. And so he's going to move somebody's shooting guard. And even though that Nathan is a natural shooting guard, he is now so entranced in being a point guard that they're thinking of turning Nino into the shooting guard. And so you know when you're a shooting guard, you have to, you know, have a good shot because it's literally in the positional name.

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And

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we find out that Nino

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does not have that talent. But it's Nathan's time to lead. It's his team now and he's going to step it up. It's

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actually really quick, though. He literally went from on the bench to starting point guard to leader of the team in like, what, four

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episodes? Some shit like that. And take

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long.

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And then Miss Lauren has some news for Haley that Jamie has been noticed by the Oppenheimer School for the Gifted. Like the movie? Yeah, right.

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That's what I kept thinking about.

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School for the Gifted.

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Right,

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yeah. And

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they all have Gryffindor colors

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there and shit. The smarty pants kids. Yeah,

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the smarty pants kids. The Gryffindors.

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This school was the school that Hayley dreamed about going to when she was a kid.

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Kind of nerd dreams about going to a school.

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holy fuck and we'll get to the school in a little bit not as cool as Gryffindor

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I tell you that much

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holy fuck

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but there is a fucking slughorn in there I tell you

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that much oh my god Mouth and Millie finally bang yeah right about fucking time yeah no

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shit hey and then they go to Broadway

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Well, he bought tickets for Broadway play. They go to Broadway. And she's all excited and they're all blissfully happy.

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But yet they don't know the next time that they're going to see each other

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after this. No, because she's staying in New York and he's got to go back to Treehill because he's currently the flakiest employee ever.

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The worst employee of all time. Never showing

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up. I know

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something about flaky employees, but you know. I know a little bit about that myself. But be that as it may. All my fears, all my worries, all my troubled thoughts about not having a car accident in a season of One Tree Hill has been put to rest because we randomly get Peyton involved in a car accident.

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Peyton was driving safe. I'm going to start... it with that Peyton was safe she had the music playing it was Mia's album or single or whatever it was on the radio she's all stoked she's sitting there she's like touching her belly in her car she's got the top down and the light turns green and so you know Like Miss Rachel says, green means go. Go, go, go. Yeah, not in this case.

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Green means no go.

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Peyton goes to proceed through the green light after being stopped at the red and gets t-boned.

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Wow. um yeah so isn't it ironic that out of all the times that she would sit at a fucking green light and not move in a lineup of like 10 cars behind her honking their fucking horn saying hit the fuck move and it's a green light and she waits till the red to go how many times does she do that and now this time she's actually obeying the rules of the road and going at a green light and not and stopping at a red and this is what costs her the comment yeah how fucking ironic but thank you miss rachel green means no go because now she's following the rules of the road and gets in a car accident but it felt just really random you know how that like most of these car accidents it's like they build to this crescendo this climax of car accidents you know it's like Keith and Lucas you know going to pick fucking Karen up from the airport and confessing his love and blah blah blah and you know the fucking limo at the wedding and Rachel and flipping it and fucking Danny Carey you know at and fucking, you know, Maria...

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It just felt more out of place.

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It felt more like a Maria Menounos slamming into the curb kind of thing, but...

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Dude, she was, like, in fucking neutral when she hit the curb there, I

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swear to God. But she hit it, and it was also, again, very random, just like this. Kind of came out of nowhere, and reason being, I don't really know why they did this, because... you remember after this accident happened it was like oh we're gonna have a fucking hospital episode no remember how things happen really quickly in tree hill like you can do like

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20 things start at 2

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a.m and they do about 17 different things every single day in your life have you ever started your day at 6 a.m you went to go get coffee you went to go see a friend then you went fucking baby clothes shopping then you went to go see another friend then you you played a basketball game then you went home then you chilled with your family had dinner had a fire went out went to go see someone else played another basketball game then came home and played with your friends and then you went back out got in a car accident went to the hospital find out that it wasn't that bad got out and still got home in time to have a midnight snack How often have you done that in your life?

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Never.

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Exactly. Because this is Hollywood land, brother, and this shit doesn't happen in real life. This was so inconsequential because literally it's all about Peyton who's pregnant and although there's a guaranteed... I absolutely guarantee just like Mystic Man Brother Amalgamate I guarantee that there's no way Peyton loses his kid because of this accident reason being is because Hayley she fucking got nailed by a car straight up and did 17 flips and a triple Lindy hop and she still had fucking Jamie so if she's protected by this old school car that's probably heavy fucking metal she'll be fine this baby will be fine and the thing is I said it was going to be a hospital episode she was in there she was fine and then she's out later the later in the day

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oh my god

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imagine getting in a car accident going to the hospital saying you're fine and getting out while you're holding a child all in one day

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The

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timelines of this fucking show make zero sense.

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Oh my God. And also to get through the emergency room that quickly. I

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mean, to be fair, there's only 47 people in Tree Hill and probably only two or three people are in the hospital at times. So let's be realistic here.

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Nathan is trying to teach Nino how to shoot and And Nino's like, I can do it. No, no, he can't. No, he fucking sucks. And he's such a dick. I hate this

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guy. Yeah, he's a lot like Devon Fox. But he takes Nathan to the hole. They're playing one-on-one. He takes it to the hole. It actually looks pretty good. But he's like, hey, you're a shooting guard now. You got to fucking shoot. You got to fucking shoot, bro. And that's what a shooting guard does. He doesn't fucking take it to the hole. And the point guard's the one that runs the fucking plays. So, you know what? He is kind of a douche. And I'm not a big fan of him.

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No. Can we just not talk about this guy the rest of the episode? Because he sucks.

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No, he does.

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Okay, nice. Jack is laying on Sam's bed and they're talking about things they're scared of. And Jack seems to be scared of the Burger King

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guy. You know, you remember the three video games that Burger King released in like 2007? Burger King released three video games through Burger King. I

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never knew about

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this. Sneak King. was one of them uh there was a racing game like a burger king racer what the fuck i remember sneak king for sure it was super weird because you had to sneak around as the king and you would be like in your house and you look out the window and the king's right there outside your window Yes, Creepy AF. So in the holiday season of 2006, I thought it was 2007, it was basically 2007. In the holiday season of 2006, and the only reason why I remember this is A, because of the commercials, and B, because my best friend, Double J, Justin Johnson, worked at Burger King and was a manager there. at this time so uh there was three video games that burger king or king games made that were literally advertisement based video games that were sold specifically at burger king for xbox 360 there are only 399 a piece so they came with like whatever value meal so you had pocket bike racer Pocket bikes are called pocket bikes for a reason. They're small, tiny, minuscule, but small doesn't scare us, and we're putting you on one. Sneak King, which was my personal favorite. It takes a special person to sneak up on someone with a hot, delicious sandwich.

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it

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takes an even more special person to get away with it and only the king can pull it off with vigor finesse and a royal flourish because the king's sneaking talents are unmatched period and we also have big bumping so you've been on a bumper car once and it was fun but not as much fun as it could have been if there were no rules here's your chance to bump like you mean it again and again with bump like you mean it again and again wow With four modes of play and make your own character mode in ten courses, this is hard to put down, much like Burger King burgers. But watch out for the hazards such as bottomless pits, ice patches, and saws that come out of the wall. Dude, we've got to get an Xbox 360 to play the three Burger King games.

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Here's the funny thing. I had an Xbox 360 back in the day when I was a kid.

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You didn't get Sneak King though?

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No, we kind of stopped going to Burger King around that, like before that time.

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Could have got the fucking game,

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bro. Yeah, I never, we never had them.$3.99 a

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piece, bro.

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I wonder if my brother had them.

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I remember the fucking promotional campaign around it. Like the commercials are just constant. It was literally the commercial of like the king outside somebody's window holding up a burger and shit. That's terrifying. But that's the thing. That was 2006 Here we are fucking almost 20 years later. I still remember it. So they were doing something right, I guess.

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Anyways, Jack is scared of him. I

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would be too.

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And Bitch Torio walks in and they try to hide behind Sam's bed. They

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don't do very good. They kind of hide underneath the bed.

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She's like, I can see your unfortunate split ends. And it's like, holy fuck. Why don't they hide

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in the closet or underneath the

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bed? Well, they didn't have enough time. They just dropped down because she had walked in and went to open the door. And

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just shimmy underneath. I don't know.

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Um... Dude, they didn't have enough time. That's for sure. Especially for both of them. Whatever. But yeah, she wants Brooke back.

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Yeah, because the company is like fucking failing and shit. It's

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going under because they don't have the person that made the company.

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Well, because they got America's Next Top Model or some shit to take over and she doesn't have any business sense or has any idea what's going on. So, you know, she needs Brooke back for the fucking company. because it's going under and of course victoria or victoria as uh you know actually they do call her bitch toria and victoria in this episode which is very fitting on both accounts

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yeah

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but uh you know she's trying to convince brooke to come back and even saying that pulling on the heartstrings that oh hundreds of people are gonna be out of work if you don't come back yeah not like victoria cares about any of that she just wants to save her own bacon

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Yeah. Well, later on, you'll find out the point to that. So, Brooke finally finds out about Peyton's pregnancy complications, that Peyton has placenta previa, and it can cause hemorrhaging and death for Peyton and the baby. Yep. um and she's like holy fuck like i'm scared for you like that's terrifying um but she understands now why like lucas has been so like worried

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the previews for these episodes recently are hilarious because it literally is like it goes to like lucas he's like we can't have this baby and then literally a second later

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like we're having this so funny it's like we're getting an

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abortion Oh, we're having this baby.

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Every

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time it's just like, okay, what's the sudden one second change of heart here, Lucas? So dumb.

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This gifted school is lame.

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Yeah, it's a pretty tough crowd. He tries to do his comedy act like he won the talent show at the comedy act. He tried it here and man, it did not go over well. It went over just as well as an Al Snow match amalgamate. Oh my god.

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And they don't have sports apparently

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no they got sports all right not not basketball basketball basketball they got math good ball

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and you should like fucking nathan's face when they said no sports in the school he's like oh fuck

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and he's like what a bunch of math holes we got over here it's like all these kids are the kids that would have shoved in the lockers

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back in the day and haley's kind of getting a little pissed off with him because she's like i wanted to come to this school i was like a fucking nerd like what do you mean like why are you being such a dick and it's like he's getting annoyed because like why does she want jamie to go to a school like this yeah like

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Here's what I don't get, is obviously we wrapped this up in a nice bow at the end of the episode, but at this point it's just like, literally Nathan and Hayley are just looking out for what they want for Jamie, yet not even asking Jamie what he wants.

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Jamie clearly is like, what the fuck is with this

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place? He

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obviously is not down with this. They're like, it's time for recess! Get your recess books out! Holy fuck, what? Jamie's like... Sweet recess. Time to go outside. No, it's

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time to learn more. Extracurricular learning at recess. Oh my God. So yeah, the whole thing is like, honestly, Haley and Nathan are kind of being math holes about this whole thing. where it's just like oh they can have sports he needs to play sports and she's like oh he has to go like the nicest school ever that i wanted to go to well guess what isn't this is not about fucking you too you can't fucking live vicariously through your kid you gotta get him to make decisions and that's the thing he's way smarter than all of you

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he's

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more wise than all of you again he is now the wise character of the show because there is no whitey right now so he's the wise man like paul hayman amalgam

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you say right now like he's coming back

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he will as god is my

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witness why don't we back damn it

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oh my god um skills is into miss lauren

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i mean how can you not be into miss lauren

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he's moving on james into miss

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lauren uh yeah i mean yeah i mean it seems like skills got a type

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it's funny because skills is standing there he's dropping jamie off so jamie has some flowers and he's like skills asked him oh who are those for and jamie's like a girl so he goes and gives them to miss lauren and then it was from

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skill

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yeah he's like those are from my uncle skills and she's like smiling at him as skills is smiling black back but like no Not understanding why. Did

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you just say smiling black?

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Smiling back.

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Jesus Christ, bro. My

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goodness. That's not. Oh, my God. You know I can't English. Yeah, I know. Yeah. You would say that. Oh, my God, dude. That's not.

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But it seems like skills has a type. Okay.

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Bevan.

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Bevan. Pretty, blonde, nice titties. Deb? Deb, pretty, blonde, nice titties. Miss Lauren? Pretty, blonde, nice titties. I mean, you know, play is going to play, man. Don't hate the player, hate the game, bro. Oh, my God. Yeah, I get your skills. I get it.

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Yep. Victoria sucks. Yeah, she sucks. Okay. She's a bitch. Jack... kind of reveals to Sam that he's got

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some

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possible foster parents and they're coming to pick him up.

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And the sad thing is here is that like you would hope that like he doesn't want to go because like the foster parents like pieces of shit and it's like They're not. They're like fucking awesome.

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They're talking. So they're talking about how like lame they're going to be. But then when they show up to pick him up, she's wearing a Vampire Weekend shirt. And she's like, oh, did you? Sam's like, oh, you get that from Hot Topic. And she's like, no, I actually saw them. Like, I went to the tour at like this festival that like a festival that Jack and Sam were talking about meeting up at.

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Yeah, they want to go to. I can't remember that festival they're talking about. there was a bunch they were there's a bunch of them they talked about also uh what's that burning man as well too a few of the other

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ones the ones i

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know like bloodstock and valken and fucking welcome to rockville and fucking all this shit

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um but yeah so she go or they go to leave and It's funny because Jack's standing there. He's like, this is my friend, Sam. And she's like, no, I'm his girlfriend.

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Yeah.

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And then he's like, that's my girlfriend.

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Yeah. And so they're going to the car. And then, yeah, she's like, oh, remember when I told you you kissed me? It was really gross. Well, it wasn't gross. It wasn't gross. And then they kiss again. And then he's got to go. But I don't think we've seen the last of Evan Peters. I just have to watch the first season and the second season of American Horror Story. And I can see him all I want.

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Yep. jamie kind of goes and talks to nathan and hayley and says you know like shouldn't this be my decision it's my education it's my life and he says he wants to stay at he'd rather be the big fish in a little pond it's

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the wisest five-year-old i've ever known and you know what And Haley and Nathan realized, I was like, why don't we just ask him and get his opinion? It's his life.

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Yeah.

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He's smarter than both of us put together.

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Right.

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He thwarted a fucking nanny killer. Like, hid. And, like, stealthily got away from her. At five years old.

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Yeah. Yeah. He's been through a lot. You'd think he could be able to make some of his own decisions.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you know, then again, then he tries to reach for a basketball in the pool and almost drowns to death. So, you know.

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He was four when that happened. He

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was

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four when that happened. Peyton is officially on bed rest for basically the rest of her pregnancy because now that she's had this accident, like, and she's got this condition, it could, like, she needs to be more careful. She

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can't go to the studio. Yeah.

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Haley and Mia bring the studio to her. Guitar, amp, everything.

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She also asked Haley if she can finish producing and recording the album. And it's like, well, now we're just going to bring it to you. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. And then also, too, the whole comet thing, because the comet's basically right off at this point, and if they want to restore this, it's going to be a hell of a job. And obviously, it's a very important car to both of them.

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And it's not the first time that Lucas has had to restore it, but he's got this car, and he's found the little comet thing. Deckel. Whatever.

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Picks

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that up and then he

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has

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the car in the garage and it looks like he's going to work on it as a surprise. Convenient that Peyton is on bed rest.

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Yeah.

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Real convenient. Oh, yeah. And he's making sure she's staying in bed. He's getting pissed off at her for getting up and making pancakes.

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Yeah, right. Not that she can cook, but... Yeah, and, okay, so Sam's post, like, not gonna see Evan Peters for however long, and then Victoria's there. At

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the diner that they go to.

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Yeah, but, like, consoling Sam?

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Yeah, what the fuck is with- Victoria trying to be nice.

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A, why is she nice? And B, why is she nice to Sam?

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Right? Because she kept trying to say, oh, you're just leeching off my daughter. Yeah,

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you're fucking useless. You're a piece of shit, just like everyone else in Brooke's life. But yeah, here she is now to console her. Interesting. Transpiring. Transpirations. Yeah, I don't know why. I've never seen Victoria Nice before. But also, too, is that she said that She has no daughter or whatever anymore because Brooke brought a gun to a meeting with her or what have you and accused her of attacking, which we do find out that Victoria had literally nothing to do with that attack on Brooke. So even Victoria has boundaries, amazingly enough.

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Amazingly enough. Yeah, but now she's trying to worm her way into Sam's good graces.

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Somehow, someway.

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We'll see what happens there. We've got like four episodes left.

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We do, yeah. Very interesting to see what happens in the last four episodes. hasn't built like again it doesn't feel like it's getting close to a season finale but with you know they'll throw me for a loop i guarantee it they'll do it they always do hey they gave me a car accident i didn't think it was gonna happen this season they fucking finally did it they're cutting close with this shit brother and you know like i said it was so inconsequential like how it happened and then all of a sudden she's like right back into like being at home like anybody is in that bad of a t-bone you honestly think that you're gonna be in and out with chai i

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mean it was earlier in the morning though this was probably 6 a.m so she probably got to the hospital they probably checked her out made sure everything was okay and they're like okay yeah you can go home but you need to stay in bed wow i mean i was in the hospital within like three hours for

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cutting your finger i

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know but like they also t-boned her passenger side so she probably just got like a little bit of whiplash or whatever but like you know it's not like they hit her driver's side that would have been worse

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But yeah, she's

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pregnant. I know.

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And she already has complications with a kid. I know. What the fuck, dude?

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I'm just trying to make sense of it all in my own way. It's a

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fucking fictional TV show. You can't bring sense to a nonsensical situation. No logic in illogical situations, bro. It makes no sense. Just like bringing in logic to wrestling, you can't. Because it's an illogical situation here on the THW at the Tree Hill Wrestling Center. You didn't even give your

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rating. You didn't

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even give your rating. Maybe like six or seven episodes left in 98. And we only have four episodes left in season six of Tree Hill. Yeah. We've officially turned the corner. We're already over halfway through this show now.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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Like officially like halfway through even doing the podcast for it.

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Yeah. And we're at a crossroads in our... Podcastium.

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Yeah, I guess we should like

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talk about it.

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So that it's not just like... It's a

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shock. It's like, hey, all of a sudden.

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So we've talked in the past about, you know, we do One Tree Hill, but then we do something else like Sex and the City, Gossip Girl, like whatever. But the thing is, is when it comes down to it, we are parents of three children, right? two of which are toddlers. Um, we also both work full time. Yep. And as much as this is so fucking fun and we love doing it. And the reason we started doing it was to spend more time together. It's now like there's nights, like we're recording this on a Sunday. This is coming out the next day. Like normally we have two episodes, uh, kind of in the bag like ready to go we are like it's getting tough

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to keep up

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To keep up, like, not only is it, like, sometimes we can watch both One Tree Hill and wrestling in the same day. That's rare because we both, again, are working and we're tired. And when it's a pay-per-view, those are longer. There's no way to watch both. Sometimes I fall asleep. So then we have to continue watching it another night. So that takes up another night, three nights of watching. And then we have to record. And then edit and upload. And it's just like, it's getting to be so much. So we are playing with the idea. We're still discussing it, but we're playing with the idea that after Treehill is done, the podcast, we may come back and do... like little things here and there. Obviously, if the reboot for One Tree Hill actually does happen, we obviously need to come back for that purpose. But I feel like doing another show, like Sex and the City, yes, those episodes are shorter, but it's still like six seasons, plus all of the spinoff shit. It's so much, and... gossip girls long too. And we just cannot picture doing that much.

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Yeah.

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Like, the amount of times that it's like, hey, should we watch tonight or record tonight? And it's like, I really just want to sit and read. I just

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want to chill. Yeah. I mean, how much time do we actually have to ourselves to just kind of hang out and just chill out and, you know, with how much we work and, you know, deal with children. And I have a side hustle as well, too. And it's like all these things. And that's not even mentioning the friends, the family that we don't get to see very often, the video games. I want to play and the books that you want to read and all this shit.

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Yeah, I have a 50 book reading challenge for this year and I'm falling a little short. because they don't have the time.

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Yeah, exactly. And so it just makes it hard. I am very happy that we're on holidays this week, that we can, you know, catch up and do some shit. But honestly, it's getting to be a bit of a struggle now to try to keep up with this. This episode is actually airing a week after this. Is it a week after this? Oh, have we? Oh,

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okay. Thank God. I was a little panicked that this was the one that was coming out. No, no. Okay, never mind.

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No, we're good, bro. We're not that far behind.

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We're still

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ahead of the game, but anyways, ways when it comes down to it it's just a struggle to get through everything and I just you know I still enjoy it but

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I still I fucking love doing

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absolutely love doing it and is a great creative creative outlet for us because you know I feel a lot of times or I have so much I want to say about both of these shows but there isn't really an audience to hear that but with this there is an audience to hear it and I just love to get my thoughts out on both of these pieces of media because there's so much to unpack with both these shows there's so much going on there's so many storylines and characters and plot twists and heel turns and face turns and shootings and this and that on both shows and it's just so much interesting shit to talk about

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and the thing is we still have three more seasons and four more episodes technically to make an official decision but this is the way we're leaning and we wanted to let you guys know so that it's not as much of a surprise

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and do we really want to bastardize the name of this show tree hill wrestling federation podcast we'll sell the wrestling federation but we won't have the tree hill if we're watching sex in the city or the oc or gossip girl or the fuck

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it's like we could do tree hill wrestling federation goes new york

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no it's just wrestling federation already is new york that's the territory bro

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i know

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you know

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it's just like

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to me it's just almost bastardizing it you know it's just like we had we have the nwo right now we're the fucking nwo but if we went to sex in the city that'd be like The NWO Wolfpack or NWO 2000 with Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart. Like fucking WWE NWO with fucking Big Show and Booker T and X-Pac and all this bullshit. We don't need any of that. We don't need to bastardize the original NWO. We don't need to bastardize DX, man. We don't need to throw fucking every single wrestler in a faction. We don't need to bastardize this podcast and that's kind of how I feel about it. It's the Tree Hill Wrestling Federation podcast, brother. And I am Sean Harris.

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And I am Erin Kosker. We will

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only bid you adieu because this is a THWF.

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And I say bye, bitch.